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August 29, 2007

Be Still My Beating...Uh...Heart

It was very tempting. Yesterday was Tuesday, which, as many of you know, is the day I toss all class aside and gratuitously post pictures of scantily clad women, combined with links about hockey girlfriends and other related meaninglessness.

Well, yesterday, I had to take a break out of respect for my ex-girlfriend, who is also now Sean Avery's ex-girlfriend. If I want to win her back, I really need to clean up my act and look respectable. And maybe get a job. And some money.

I'll have to take it one step at a time.

Anyway, if she still isn't returning my phone calls by next Tuesday, I guess I'll just have to go back to my old dirty ways. Let's hope she's just lost her cell phone or her voicemail is broken. I hear it's entirely possible that 1400 messages in 12 hours can do that---not that I know how that might have happened.


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3 comments:

Teebz said...

It's funny, but as soon as I saw that story yesterday, your blog popped into my head. :o)

Dear Lord Stanley said...

Then my work here is done.

Anonymous said...

Thanks a lot for your advice guys, it helped me a lot, I went to www.saveabreakup.com and followed their step by step instructions and it worked perfectly, now me and my girlfriend are back together.

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