Well, the Sean Avery Shit-Talk Express has already left the station, ladies and gentlemen!
"I'm going to hurt them, I'm going to hit them, I'm going to be in their face as much as I can."
I really hope somebody on Buffalo lays him out in Game 1. Flat on his back, out cold, Kariya-style. And Elisha, if Sean gets knocked out and you get lonely, don't be afraid to give us a call. We'll be there for you.
And Buffalo, if you need any help, Lappy isn't doing anything much right now. Give the man a ring and I'm sure he'll help you out.