Avalanche Stuff Watch™

In my unending effort to help everyone buy extremely expensive Avalanche-related hockey memorabilia that you really don't need, I bring you the end-all, be-all of Stuff Watch entries: the Avalanche's actual equipment, now on sale!

On June 1st and 2nd, Altitude Authentics at the Pepsi Center will be selling a multitude of game-worn and game-used equipment ranging from sticks and helmets to socks and pants. If the Avalanche used it and now don't want it, it can be yours! This sale only happens once a year, so don't miss out.

I can't wait to put on a pair of sweaty hockey pants worn only 15 times by Jordan Leopold. Or maybe I can score some goalie pads that belonged to Jose Theodore. Never been used!