The Ottawa Senators didn't waste any time. They were pretty sen-sational in their 5-2 rout of the Sabres in game one of the Eastern Conference finals. Sen-ding a message early, they scored two quick goals in the first period and managed to thwart a Buffalo comeback to win by three in the end. The Sabres defense seemed ab-sen-t for most of the game and were likely di-sen-chanted by the outcome. Not to be in-sen-sitive, but the Sabres defense pretty much sucked. Hopefully their initial poor showing isn't repre-sen-tative of more sen-seless failure to come.
Sorry, couldn't help it.