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June 8, 2007

Paris Hilton Is The Most Important Person In The World

How could I not jump into the "All Paris, All The Time" news orgy going on right now? I don't really have anything of substance to add to the hilarious legal clusterf-ck that is her life right now, or the emotional disaster that being subjected to actual reality has made her, but maybe I'll score some Google search hits with these dated but still-amazing photos of her helping Jose Theodore ruin his personal life.

That's really what it's all about. The more unique visitors the better!

Funny, that's also the official policy of Paris Hilton's sex life...zing!

UPDATE (6/9/07): It seems Paris, god bless her, has even single-handedly shoved the Stanley Cup-winning Ducks out of the Los Angeles media spotlight, which they got to enjoy for a whole day. Not that a local "bear on the highway" story couldn't do the same, of course.


Jibblescribbits said...

The worst was that I went to cnn.com (CNN the network that's supposed to be the most trusted news source on the web) and the cover story was her going to jail.

American news is so bad i almost always check out the BBC news/americas. IT at least reports, well news.

Dear Lord Stanley said...

Are you trying to tell me that every tiny detail of Paris Hilton's pampered, spoiled and completely rotten life is not news? Why do you hate America?

Jibblescribbits said...

No I sm judt trying to say PAris life gets in the way of all the reporting they could be doing on Brittney.. so that upsets me a little

Dear Lord Stanley said...

No joke. And I really wish they'd do more stories on K-Fed. He's my hero.

Teebz said...

Is there anything (or anyone) Paris Hilton hasn't done, and hasn't been reported about?

Seriously... I hate her. Her and Sean Avery should hook up.

Dear Lord Stanley said...

Which would leave Elisha Cuthbert with only me to turn to. Good idea, Teebz!

Mike Thompson said...

Anyone with any medical experience? Would a flaming case of the clap turn Threeorfour into a sieve?

That's my current working theory. That and he's an undersized, hairy drawf.

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