How could I not jump into the "All Paris, All The Time" news orgy going on right now? I don't really have anything of substance to add to the hilarious legal clusterf-ck that is her life right now, or the emotional disaster that being subjected to actual reality has made her, but maybe I'll score some Google search hits with these dated but still-amazing photos of her helping Jose Theodore ruin his personal life.
That's really what it's all about. The more unique visitors the better!
Funny, that's also the official policy of Paris Hilton's sex life...zing!
UPDATE (6/9/07): It seems Paris, god bless her, has even single-handedly shoved the Stanley Cup-winning Ducks out of the Los Angeles media spotlight, which they got to enjoy for a whole day. Not that a local "bear on the highway" story couldn't do the same, of course.